Divorce Party Booze Cruise in New Orleans: Toast the Next Chapter
Some chapters deserve a closing party, not a quiet goodbye. If you’ve just signed the papers and you’re ready to celebrate the freedom on the other side, gather your favorite people and do it the New Orleans way, out on the water, drinks in hand, with the only crowd in sight being a row of alligators.
A divorce party booze cruise isn’t about looking back. It’s about toasting the next chapter with the crew who got you here, on a private boat where the music, the mood, and the drinks are entirely yours. NOLA Party Barges runs these celebrations on the historic Bayou Bienvenue, the closest swamp tour to downtown, just seven miles out.
Book a private charter and the whole boat is yours, no strangers, no script, just your people and a fresh start. Our Captain and Crew take care of the driving and the details so you can focus on the only thing that matters: celebrating you.
Why a Booze Cruise Is the Perfect Fresh-Start Party
A booze cruise on the bayou hits the sweet spot for a divorce party: it’s fun, it’s a little wild, and it’s completely yours. Our party boats run 1 hour 45 minutes, hold up to 25 guests depending on the boat, and start at $63 per person. It’s a celebration with a built-in change of scenery, which is exactly what a new chapter calls for.
Everything’s On Your Terms
- A Private Cruise with full control of the music and the party
- BYOB with a bar on board, so the toasts are exactly what you want
- A Bluetooth sound system and party lights to set the celebration mood
- A Captain and Crew so you and your crew can fully let loose
- A bathroom on board and a heated cabin for year-round comfort
- Wild gators, cypress trees, and Spanish moss as your fresh-start backdrop
Pick the Boat That Matches Your Energy
Whether it’s an intimate gathering of your closest friends or a full-on celebration, we have a boat for it. The Freaky Tiki and The Twerkin’ Tiki each hold up to 25, The Party Queen seats up to 22, and The Bayou Boogie is perfect for a tighter crew of up to 18. Want to go all out for the occasion? The Bentley Bayou Cruiser luxury pontoon brings the extra flair.
How to Plan Your Divorce Party Cruise
- Round up your ride-or-die crew and settle on a guest count.
- Pick the boat that fits, from The Bayou Boogie (18) up to the Tikis (25).
- Choose a date and time, then book the private charter through FareHarbor.
- Build the ultimate fresh-start playlist for full control of the music.
- Pack your drinks and any celebratory extras, since the boat is BYOB.
- Meet at 2101 Paris Road a few minutes early, set up your bar, and cast off into your next chapter.
Make It a Statement With Wild Louisiana
There’s something fitting about marking a new beginning surrounded by wild, untamed nature. As you cruise Bayou Bienvenue, you’ll pass cypress trees draped in Spanish moss, herons and egrets in the shallows, ospreys overhead, turtles on the logs, and the wild alligators that make a Louisiana booze cruise unlike any other party.
Pair It With a Night in the Quarter
Since you’re already close to downtown, the cruise makes a perfect kickoff. Toast your fresh start on the bayou in the early evening, then roll back into New Orleans for dinner and a night out with the crew. It’s the celebration weekend a new chapter deserves.
The Bottom Line
A divorce party is a celebration of what’s ahead, and there’s no better way to mark it than a private booze cruise on the New Orleans bayou. You get your music, your drinks, your crew, and a wild swamp backdrop, all handled by a professional Captain and Crew so you can simply enjoy the moment.
Here’s to closing one chapter and toasting the next. Book your private charter, grab your people, and let the bayou be the setting for a fresh start worth celebrating.
Quick Questions Before You Book
How far ahead should I book the cruise?
Weekends and warm-season dates go quickly, so book as early as you can to secure your boat and time. A few weeks of lead time is ideal, especially for larger groups. All reservations are made through FareHarbor.
Is the boat private or will we share it with other groups?
When you book a private charter, the entire boat belongs to your crew, with full control of the music and the party. No other groups join, so the whole celebration is just your people.
What do we need to bring for the party?
Bring your own drinks, since the boat is BYOB with a bar to set up on board. Pack your playlist for the Bluetooth system, a light jacket for cooler evenings, and anything festive that makes the toast feel like yours.
How big can our group be?
It depends on the boat. The Freaky Tiki and The Twerkin’ Tiki each hold up to 25, The Party Queen holds up to 22, and The Bayou Boogie fits up to 18, so there’s a fit for any crew size.
Ready to Book?
Close one chapter and toast the next with your favorite people. Book a private divorce party booze cruise on the New Orleans bayou, with your music, your drinks, party lights, and wild gators as the backdrop to your fresh start.